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"Me Grimlock not kisser! Me Grimlock rex!"

Funny moments in The Transformers: The Movie.

Every bit a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.

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• As the Dinobots fight the Constructicons, Devastator slams Sludge in the back, causing his eyes to bug out and gain pupils for a cursory moment.
• Optimus Prime number'southward landbound rampage on the Decepticons. Made even better with Thrust, whose terrified expression is reflected in Optimus' grill every bit he gets run over.
  • During Prime number'due south Foe-Tossing Accuse, Blitzwing desperately, trying to get out of the way, and just barely suceeding. Especially funny if you look at Prime'southward Dashboard instead of Blitzwing and realize that as Blitzwing was dodging, Prime number was swerving in order to catch him, before giving up and righting himself to charge at the residual of the Decepticons. That's right. Blitzwing only dodged that bullet considering Prime couldn't be bothered. Adds an actress helping of sense of humour to what is already an crawly moment.
    • Funnier still, if you lot await, you'll find Blitzwing has his rifle in mitt when Prime beginning appears, but when he barely dodges him, he doesn't accept it anymore. Meaning he dropped his gun in his panic to become out of the style!
• Starscream shooting his own foot to escape Autobot Urban center's transformation. It falls under Amusing Injuries since, in the scale of Transformer injuries, a foot shot is basically nothing. His scream of "my foot!" as he flies away really sells it.
  • Right earlier he shoots, he gives an "Ohhhhhh..." in a This Is Going to Suck tone.
• The Decepticons escape Autobot Metropolis riding inside of Astrotrain, and the massive space-shuttle begins to shake, telling the survivors "Jettison some weight or I won't get in dorsum to Cybertron!!" Starscream, beingness Starscream, of course took this risk:

  Starscream: (Megatron in his artillery) Ohh, how information technology "pains" me to do this!

  Megatron: Wait... I still role!

  Starscream: Wanna bet? (Drops Megatron like a bag of rubbish)

  • And so the little-bounder proposes that he should be Decepticon leader. The Constructicons protest, proverb that they transform into Devastator, the biggest Decepticon of all. Soundwave protests confronting both of them, in a rare instance of him showing a sense of sense of humor.

  Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior!

  Bonecrusher: Who you calling junior!?

  Claw: No 1 would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!

  • "HEY, NOBODY CALLS SOUNDWAVE UNCRASSAMATIC!" "YEAH, Allow'S KICK TAILGATE!"
    • Hold on, Tailgate wasn't even in this movie!
  • The whole sequence is even funnier if you know that, according to Word of God, Starscream won leadership by continuing in the far side of Astrotrain while anybody else was fighting and then clocking the guy who actually won the fight.
• Unicron gets 1, in a surprisingly sarcastic moment;

  Megatron: You have cipher to fearfulness! I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my blank hands!

  • An overconfident robot tyrant getting snark from a bored planet-eating god who merely wants to recruit him for a task:

  Megatron: The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him!

  Unicron: No, the point is you are a fool.

  • After that, the conversation has Unicron talk to Megatron like a frustrated grandparent to a petulant kid.

  Unicron: I will provide you with a new trunk and new troops to command.

  Megatron: And?

  Unicron: And nothing! You belong to me now.

  Megatron: I belong to nobody!

  Unicron: Perhaps I've misjudged you. (passive-aggressive tone) Proceed, on your way to oblivion.

  Megatron: No! No! I accept your terms! I accept!

  Unicron: (with the tone of a grandmother glad that her grandson finally agrees to attempt her cookies) ...Excellent.

  • Not to mention him giving the most bored, nonchalantly spoken "Y'all Have Failed Me" e'er heard from a Big Bad after Galvatron screams furiously at him for torturing his mind.
• At Starscream'due south coronation:

  Astrotrain: *just about to put the crown on Starscream's caput*

  Constructicons: *playing trumpets*

  Starscream: Go on with the ceremony!

  Astrotrain: *tries to put the crown on Starscream again*

  Constructicons: *interrupts with trumpets over again, mockingly*

  Starscream: *shoots the trumpets*

  • And then Ramjet points his guns at the Constructicons just to be sure they won't interrupt again. 1 gets the feeling that one of the Constructicons were the ones who Starscream ambushed in the previously-mentioned fight.
  • When Galvatron shows up, he delivers ane of the funniest moments in the motion-picture show.

  Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad one-act.

  Galvatron: Hither'due south a hint! *transforms and shoots him dead*

• Acknowledge information technology. You laughed when Spike Witwicky said the S-word after the explosives failed to destroy Unicron.

  Spike: Oh, shit! What are we gonna do, now?!

• Grimlock's love of Kup'southward old war stories.
• In a scrap of Black Comedy, Hot Rod asks Kup how he got out of a similar situation in the by. Kup's delivery is priceless:

  Kup: I'1000 tryin' to remember. We had an awful lot of casualties that day.

• After surviving an assault from the Decepticons, Ultra Magnus asks Perceptor if there's anywhere shut where they can repair their damaged vessel. Perceptor launches into a ridiculously unnecessary spiel, only to catch Ultra Magnus staring at the ceiling looking completely bored. Even Springer gives him a expect that practically shouts "get to the point, human..."
• Hot Rod and Kup's meeting with the Allicons starts off pretty smoothly...

  Hot Rod: I thought they were supposed to reciprocate. No more!
  Kup: Empty! (tosses empty Energon treat box.)
  Allicons: (start roaring, transforming and then attacking as the negotiation nosedives)

• This exchange between the Dinobots.

  Dive: Me Swoop no see nothing.

  Grimlock: Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close.

  Slag: Me Slag say you full of beryllium distortion!

  Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami.

  Slag: Beryllium baloney!

• After witnessing Kranix get fed to the Sharkticons:
• Hot Rod and Kup's "trial" (if you lot can telephone call it that):

  Magistrate: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court!

  Hot Rod: I have nothing just contempt for this court!

• "Me Grimlock no bozo! Me king!"
  • And the Dinobots' Dynamic Entry into Hot Rod and Kup's trial and flattening the Quintesson prosecutor in the procedure.

  Slag: (to the prosector, every bit he's still beingness squashed) Alibi me!

  • A Junkion kisses Grimlock.

  Grimlock: Me Grimlock not kisser! Me Grimlock male monarch!

  • Later on Grimlock and the Dinobots curbstomp the Sharkticons, nosotros have this.

  Magistrate: Sharkticons, execute them!

  (The Sharkticons hesitatingly go into robot modes)

  Grimlock: (Stomps and shakes the whole room and points at the Quintesson) Me Grimlock say execute them!

  (The Sharkticons look at each other for a moment before grinning and attacking the Quintessons)

• The Sharkticons' Dinobot-instigated rebellion is immediately followed by Kup'due south Deadly Euphemism reaction:

  Kup: I think the problems on this planet are going to be solved very shortly.

• The unabridged scene where the Junkions and their... unusual blueprint of speaking are introduced.

  Wreck-Gar: Cease, thief! No welcome wagon, how-do-you-do stranger, with that new coffee flavour for you! Offering expires while you wait, operators are standing by!

• The fight scenes confronting the Junkions. It helps that "Dare to Exist Stupid" plays during this scene.
• The Dinobots assail Unicron with the boxing weep from their leader "Me Grimlock kick butt!" The four proceed to literally attack Unicron's rear finish, annoying him and giving u.s.a. the amusing image of the planet-sized Transformer reaching dorsum to clasp his hand over his butt to drive them off. "Me Grimlock need new strategy!"
• Grimlock shoots a fireblast at Cyclonus (beingness piloted by Galvatron) during the set on on the Autobots fleeing Autobot Urban center. Cyclonus gains a pocket-sized burn on his hull, and Galvatron angrily shakes his fist at Grimlock, as if the Dinobot had just cut him off in traffic. You can about hear the Decepticon leader shouting expletives.

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